video proof

i have captured the meowing machine on video. Unfortunately, I used my cell phone camcorder and can't figure out how to either send it to my email to post or what not. At least i can show Tara, when she gets home, the way her kitty searched for her for 4 months!

so last night there was a dog scavenging through jean's trash. it sounded like he had a color on so i went outside on the porch to sorta make noise and scare him away but instead he howled and started to run towards me. I slammed the door so fast! Dogs frighten me when they get mean.
After that i decided to call the police..... yep i morphed into mr mcCarriston (sp?) and called the po-po. They sent a police to check out the area but i think after the dog got all pissed off he left.

I'm such a loser.

the devils spawn.

Last night amy came over for dinner and while we were sitting on the sofa chatting the little shit upstairs kept running back and forth and back and forth over and over again. the ceiling fan was shaking and my sanity was slipping. I was about to ring their doorbell and ask them to make him stop due to the fact that my fan would fall off the ceiling! But amy said you should bang the ceiling!
I said thats the most passive aggressive way to handle it but OH well....
I grab the broom and bang the dining room ceiling three times. I realized that broom had no cap on the handle after i had punctured a hole in the ceiling ... it was just a metal circle.
the running and banging stopped for the night though!
it did however start up again at 7:30am. i loathe that child and the parents for not having the common courtesy to realize they live on the second floor.

bye bye 86

17 suffolk is slowly creeping out of the 80's.
today the 'rents came over to help me install the new refrigerator and the new(old) dryer. I no longer have the MONSTER fridge or the squuuuueeeeeeky dryer.
yipee.

first we cleaned out from behind and under the dryer... i found the roll of stamps i've been looking for since february! then we installed the new dryer it's pretty old looking but it doesn't squeek!
Then we moved the old clunker fridge. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
It was disgusting under there. I mean... pure filth I don;t think its EVER been cleaned. Maybe a few times when we lived here as kids because i remember vaccuming it with mommy. the coils were also COVERED in dust bunnies. Derv told me that thing was prob sucking the electric bill because of how hard it had to work since there was so much filth on the coils. Oops.
So larrahn and I used a spatula to scrape the crap off the floor. Gross.
When we were done we tore apart the old dryer. No diamond. :( doh well. It was cool to yank apart though......
What makes me sad is that i somehow lost the apparatus magnet. so i had to replace it with peach. sweet peach. hmmmm.

super woman.

I had wine muscles the other night and decided i was strong enough to move the fridge into the house ALONE. mmm-hmmmm. my dumb ass saw it on the porch at 11pm and chose to move it into the house. You should have seen me. i was running around the house from back door to front door to keep finagling it into the front door. once i had started i couldnt stop. i finally got it into the front hallway and realized it wouldn't fit through the door SO i got my screw driver and took the hall door off the hinges.... dumbassss. it would not fit without removing the fridge door the hall door had no significance at all. I couldn't get the door off because i did not have the right tool... it was stuck. so i gave up.
the next morning i woke up exhausted and with a few bruises.

screams of......

i think THE noise has been determined.
Amy and I were on the back porch last night and Neil came out with the dog. He asked if we had seen the raccoon yet. Then went on to tell me about its habits. It come down at 5:30 every night and goes back up into the tree every morning at 5:30. I brought up the noise. I asked if he had heard it. He said "yup i'm pretty sure they were makin babies."
GROSS. raccoons scream like that when they do it?!?!?
I told him since then i will NOT let the cats stay out at night. He told me thats a good thing because there have been coyote sightings in lynn or marblehead and they'll chase the cats around.

ha.

and i still need glass for the table. i use the chairs but the railing is not quite cutting it as a table.

hot as.......

SCHWEATY BALLS.

I'm sorry to offend anyone!

its really hot and humid. I don't mind heat but the humidity is yicky. I put an AC in the window of the living room and hung a blanket over the doorway to let it cool. It took the humidity out and made if comfortable but it was definitely not a freezer like i had hoped for. I only have fans in my bedroom. Yes.... fanS. I have a window fan, a ceiling fan and a stand fan. i think the trifecta (sp) has a nice way of circulating the air. The only issue i have is that i tend to shower at night because i like being clean and feel more cooled but when i shower at night i go to bed with wet hair. I tend to not put product in it since i am lazy and cheap. So i wake up with a wind blown, non product filled, humid air created FRO. its great! i'll have to put a picture up.

other than that i am once again boring.

Taww-meeeeee

a.k.a Tommy Mastro.

I'm sitting in my living room on the couch and i suddenly hear Janet Jackson's 'love will never do' blaring as if the neighbor pulled up with it on. I look out the window only to see Mr. Tom Mastromarino (sp?) cruising into his driveway, top down, music blaring. He jumps out to run inside and then runs right back out turns the car on an immediately janet starts blaring again. Of all music he could be listening to.... nevermind... it's actually quite fitting.

Now Mr. QQQQQ is gone and its silent again... oh except for Sagan meowing outside like a moron.